The University of Nebraska-Lincoln's Athletic Medicine NATSC Video Contest Entry. Special Thanks To: Abby Gunnink, Avery Carlson, Chance Unger, Courtney Russell, Gregg Schleutter, Heather Albert, Jerod Post, Jerry Weber, Katie Staiert, Kelli Ferguson, Meghan Vogt, Michelle Carpenter, Rachel Smith, Ryan Hardin, Sarah Eichelberger, Tim Pieper, Tony Berger Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like Jerry Weber Grab my scissors, I'm out the door, I'm gonna make people better Before I leave, grab my pack and a bottle of 'Rade 'Cause when I leave for the day, I don't stay in the shade I'm talking sneakers on my toes, toes Trying on all these polo's Players blowing up my phone, phone Hey, Hey, This weight is really easy This slide board needs to be slippery These Alter-Gs are pretty nifty Wait, stop, heard a pop Feel that endpoint-that it stops Tonight, I'mma fight Till the athletes alright Tik Tok on the clock But the rehab don't stop, no Wait stop did he drop Gotta help that athlete up Tonight I'mma fight Till the athletes alright Tik Tok on the clock But the rehab don't stop, no Ain't got a wound on my leg, so let's get in the pool Ain't got a plate in my wrist, so the Rebound is cool And now, the athletes lining up 'cause they hear about Hendricks And they wanna see the building with its new bag of tricks I'm talking about everybody getting stronger More reps so they can play longer Gotta fix him if he's getting bad posture Now, now we go till practice is out, out We stay <b>...</b>